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Welcome to Fatland!
Welcome to Fatland!
Homepage of the Grandview Fatboys!
The 2000 Grandview Eagles
The Story of FatLand!
Six years ago, Father Jason "Fluffy" Van Houten took a job as offensive and defensive line coach for the Grandview football team. Coach Fluffy believes fat is not an insult, but rather a way of life, since not everyone can be fat. In fact, being fat is something that must be worked at tirelessly for a number of years. The lineman of Grandview believe this as well. Sure, anyone can be overweight, but it takes a real man to be FAT! Fat is more than adipose tissue, it is a religion, a way of life if you will.We call ourselves fatboys, and we are baptised into this. Once a person is turned into a fatboy, there life will never be the same. They are entered into a higher, and wider, class of society, and are on there way to fatkid heaven. To get to fatkid-heaven you must go through two weeks of fatkid-hell. This hell is also known as "Two-a-days." This is two weeks of two three hour practices a day in the blistering late Augest heat where the sun combined with laps around a field creates rotisery baked fatkids. Skinny kids come and go but every year a new herd of fatkids is baptised and once your fat, you can't go back. Unless of course you violate the sacred Fatkid Commandments. It is know that I envite you to read on, and explore that fatkid inside you. With that said, I ask only one question: Are you Fat enough?
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